Theme song

Halle was good enough to write the chorus to my Racquetball theme song:

He's got the skills,
He's got the hustle,
He's got the strength,
He's got the drive!

Now I just need some verses. I'm thinking like a super funky 70s TV show theme song. With that guitar that goes, "wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka," and horns that make you shit.

Say hi to Ben Moral.
He's playing Racquetball.
If you need to get beat,
you can just give him a phone call.

Because his game is so tight
like his shorts -- outta sight
and he's got mad racquet steez
that give foes bad dreams at night

[chorus -- with gospel choir]

He's got the skills! (Skills!)
He's got the hustle! (Hustle!)
He's got the strength! (Strength!)
He's got the drive! (He'll drive you CRAZAAAAY!)


Pray you don't meet on the court;
he'll beat you at any racquet sport.
He talks such quality shit
that you will have no retort.

So take your racquet and ball
and hang 'em up in the hall
because with Ben in the league
you may as well not play at all!

[chorus]

Yeah. That'll do.